Glass Joe's Title Fight
Music Video from Punch-Out!!
2014
2 minutes 17 seconds
Created : 1/4/2021, 12:39:04 AM
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- Bonjour! Hello!
- My name is Glass Joe
- I'm ze toughest French boxer zat you're ever gonna know
- I'll score a TKO then drink a fine Bordeaux
- And flatten all my opponents like croissant dough
- I fight next week for ze champion belt
- Mr. Sandman is tough, and I might need a little help
- So I hired Doc, he once trained an elf
- Named Little Mac so now, I believe in myself!
- I'm Doc, hi!
- This bitch is gonna die!
- His overall record stands at 1 to 99
- He's been hit in the head seventy-five too many times
- Now he wants to fight Sandman?
- Dear God, WHY?!
- His head and his ass about to go through an estrangement
- I think I'll start making all the funeral arrangements
- I have to be responsible and tell him he can't win--
- Here's ten bucks!
- Fuck it! Let the training begin!
- Whoa, whoa
- I'll be the champion
- I have the heart of a lion
- That's really not gonna be enough
- I've got the skills
- No, you don't
- I've got the power
- Wrong again
- You'll never catch me
- I am like the Eiffel Tower
- That doesn't move!
- Whoa, whoa
- I'll be the champion
- I'm building an Arc of Triumph
- That took, like, thirty years to build
- Got my beret
- My eau de toilette
- I'll break the Sandman like a stale baguette
- No sweat!
- Now it's four weeks later
- And it's time for the fight
- I'm sad I gotta watch a man die tonight
- Do not worry, Doc
- Glass Joe is built to last!
- You get winded when you open up the fridge too fast!
- Your weight training diet's all wine and cheese
- You've got the body of a man with an awful disease
- Your arm muscles look like a deflated apple fritter
- And your punching bag is filled with cotton candy and glitter
- Zere's the bell!
- Zanks for your help, Doc!
- Yeah, see you in Hell
- Zis is my moment
- Vive la France
- All of my training
- Has led to this chance
- I benched ten Q-Tips, I ran five feet
- I did a half-pushup, victory will be sweet!
- There's Mr. Sandman, here he comes!
- But I believe in myself so I have already won!
- Whoa, whoa
- I'll be the Champion
- I have the heart of--
- Oh! Ah! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ahh!!
- Huh! Ah! Ugh! Ugh! Oof! Ow!
- Ergh! Ow! Oh! Ah! Argh! AH!
- Whoa, whoa
- I like candy corns
- Please put them in my donuts
- Ourgh!
- Yo, you beat the French out of him!
- I have my--
- Ugh! Ah! Oof!
- My favorite color is seven
- Awgh!
- No more peanuts for me, stewardess
- Godzilla is my dad
