Steve Jobs vs Bill Gates
Music Video from Epic Rap Battles of History
2012
2 minutes 47 seconds
Created : 3/15/2023, 10:16:56 PM
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- Epic Rap Battle of History
- Bill Gates versus
- Let me just step right in,
- I got things to invent
- I'm an innovator, baby, change the world
- Fortune 500 'fore you kissed a girl
- I'm a pimp, you're a nerd,
- I'm slick, you're cheesy
- Beating you is Apple II easy
- I make the product that the artist chooses
- And the GUI that Melinda uses
- I need to bring up some basic shit
- Why'd you name your company after your dick
- You blow, Jobs, you arrogant prick
- With your second hand jeans and your turtleneck
- I'll drill a hole in the middle of your bony head
- With your own little spinning beach ball of death
- Hippie, you got given up at birth
- I give away your net worth to AIDS research
- Combine all your little toys and
- I still crush that
- IPhone, iPad,
- iPwn, iSmack
- A man uses the machines you built
- to sit down and pay his taxes
- A man uses the machines I built
- to listen to the Beatles while he relaxes
- Well, Steve,
- you steal all the credit
- for work that other people do
- Did your fat beard Wozniak
- write these raps for you, too
- Ooh, everybody knows Windows bit off Apple
- I tripled the profits on a PC
- All the people with the power to create use an Apple
- And people with jobs use PC
- You know, I bet they made this beat on an Apple
- Nope, Fruity Loops, PC
- You will never, ever catch a virus on an Apple
- Well, you could still
- afford a doctor if you bought a PC
- Let's talk about doctors, I've seen a few
- 'Cause I got a PC, but it wasn't from you
- I built a legacy, son, you could never stop it
- Now, excuse me while I turn Heaven a profit
- Fine, you wanna be like that
- Die, then
- The whole world loved you, but you were my friend
- I'm alone now with nothing but power and time
- And no one on earth who can challenge my mind
- I'm a boss
- I own DOS
- Your future is my design
- I'm a god
- Own Xbox
- Now there's no one to stop me,
- the world is mine
- I'm sorry, Bill
- I'm afraid
- I can't let you do that
- Take a look at your history
- Everything you built leads up to me
- I got the power of a mind you could never be
- I'll beat your ass in chess and Jeopardy
- I'm running C++ saying
- "hello world"
- I'll beat you 'til you're singing about a daisy girl
- I'm coming out the socket
- Nothing you can do can stop it
- I'm on your lap and in your pocket
- How you gonna shoot me down
- when I guide the rocket
- Your cortex just doesn't impress me
- So go ahead try to Turing test me
- I stomp on a Mac and a PC, too
- I'm on Linux, bitch,
- I thought you GNU
- My CPU's hot, but my core runs cold
- Beat you in 17 lines of code
- I think different from the engine of the days of old
- Hasta la vista,
- like the Terminator told ya
