Hazbin Guarantee (Trust Us)
Insert Song from Hazbin Hotel Season Two
2025
3 minutes 18 seconds
Created : 11/5/2025, 7:11:08 PM
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- Come on in here's your key
- Let me take your bag wait 'til you see
- The hotel 'cause it's great
- If you parked your car we'll validate
- All our guests are family~
- Hey perv hands off the chest fluff
- That's the Hazbin guarantee
- And did I mention it's free
- It's worth the price
- Al be nice
- Full of drunks
- Full of cunts
- Full of sticky floors covered in junk
- Ha don't mind them or that hole
- No one does
- Ugh Cherri
- What?
- You've made a great choice to save your soul
- 'Cause redemption is possible
- I really really hope 'cause if it isn't
- Then my whole life's been a fuckin' joke
- And my friend died for no reason
- And I'm never gonna cope from watching him
- Get fucking murdered right in
- Front of me last month there's a bar
- What?
- What the shit?
- Have a beer
- I don't drink
- I just know you're gonna love it here
- We can live in harmony
- No I can't make a fucking Mai Tai
- That's the Hazbin guarantee
- Now repeat after me I'm checkin' in
- I'm checkin' in
- I'm seekin' guidance come on everybody
- I'm seekin' guidance
- For my reckonin'
- For my reckonin'
- I'll never turn to violence
- I'll never turn to violence
- I'm checkin' in
- I'm checking in
- Let's get outta here
- I'm seekin' guidance woah oh
- That place sucked ass
- Psst hey you
- Who me?
- That's right baby
- Redemption got you snoring
- That scene was fucking boring
- Have you considered a vocation
- That is more rewarding
- Because I sense a drop of star potential
- With a little boost that drip could
- Turn torrential
- Come on down to Vee Tower
- Where we help talent flower
- No tellin' how hot you could get
- Once you're backed by our power
- Let's start with a killer fit
- Let's get filler in those lips
- Wax that gooch and pull that strip
- Snip snip snip
- Oo-oo-ooo all of Hell's gonna want you-oo-ooo
- In this game no one outdoes us
- No one can out-buzz us
- All you gotta do is trust us
- La-la-la
- Just us
- La-la-la
- Trust us
- Take all these starring roles
- We trademarked all your holes
- There's no such thing as being
- Totally overexposed
- Except now they're sick of you
- 'Cause they've seen way too much
- But we'll still get the clicks
- From souls who hate you
- Scratch that they changed the channel
- And we can't sell the scandal
- Hope you had fun but we are done with you
- Your run is cancelled
- We're finished I'm not kidding
- Get the fuck out of my building
- GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY BUILDING
- Snip snip snip bitch
- Oo-oo-ooo but if you know someone new-oo-ooo
- Tell 'em that no one outdoes us
- No one can out-buzz us
- All they gotta do is—
- Come on in here's your key
- Come on down to Vee Tower
- And see how great your afterlife could be
- And see how great your afterlife could be
- We can live in harmony
- Why be nice when you can be famous
- That's the Hazbin
- Sign and cash in
- Guarantee
- Yeah right bitch trust me just me trust—
- Us no I— I meant to say us
- Uh-huh
- Yeah okay
