The Android Hell Blues
Anime/Amateur Music Video from Portal
2018
4 minutes 34 seconds
Created : 5/29/2022, 4:15:41 AM
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- Well, there's a place you may have heard of
- you may have heard of
- It's a tale we like to tell!
- we like to tell
- When folks who's code ain't up to code
- ain't up to code
- they go to Android Hell!
- They go to Android Hell!
- Now the devil is found deep underground
- So any faith will yell!
- So deep below
- Well Aperture happens to be ten miles down,
- half-way to Android Hell
- to Android Hell
- So when those lemons that life gives you
- just combust to dust and fumes!
- Buddy, life may give you lemons
- but we got oranges, and blues!
- Oh, they gave us cores emotions!
- Ooh
- But that doesn't gel at all!
- Oh
- Because all I feel's repulsion
- Oh
- and I'm bouncing off the walls!
- bouncing off the walls
- And each chamber full of dangers
- that we force upon a stranger
- to test their feeble brains or brawn!
- Is nothing to the test
- if whether rust or boredom gets us
- what's it matter what side of the glass we're on?!
- So may your Management Rail guide you
- to a better place some day!
- Although technically they're omni-directional
- we know they all just lead one way!
- we know they all just lead one way!
- So be you core, bot, cube or turret
- Because we can
- treat this Aperture factory well!
- 'cause there's a worse fate awaitin'
- as your soul's emancipated
- by the grills of Android Hell!
- Because we can
- Woh woh woh woh woh woh woh woaoh!
- And now my baby, she up and left me!
- Told me I was just a square!
- Oh no!
- I said "Darlin' we're both spherical!"
- She said she wasn't programmed to care!
- Not programmed to care!
- Oh yes, a life down here's a hard one!
- So hard!
- Not just because of acid lakes!
- Oh those acid lakes!
- Since my first day, had about a thousand birthdays!
- I still ain't seen no cake!
- ain't seen no cake!
- Yes it's a hard life lived for that Hard-Light Bridge
- to that rail-track in the sky!
- rail-track in the sky!
- But there's no mistakin', it's a fall you will be takin'
- cake is not this place's only lie!
- So when the floor gives way to ceiling
- floor gives way to ceiling
- but your back is against the wall...
- against the wall
- In a loop that keeps repeating
- who can say how far you'll fall?
- Now you've heard tell of Android Hell
- but you've got naught to fear
- We all live in her chambers
- we're all already here...
