H.Y.C.Y.BH?
Music Video from Tom Cardy
2021
2 minutes 40 seconds
Created : 9/26/2022, 2:19:23 PM
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- When my roomate comes into the room
- looking for his car keys
- I don't say it yet
- And when he gets me off the couch
- to check underneath the couch cushions
- I don't say it yet
- No
- And then when he says out loud
- "I wonder where my car keys are?"
- I still don't say it
- I still don't say it yet!
- But then he asks me
- "Do you know where my car keys are?"
- I look at him in his face
- And I say
- Have you checked your
- butthole?
- Ski-bap, ba-dap, butthole
- I have not seen your keys
- But since you're asking me
- You better check up that butthole
- Of course I'm not serious
- I don't think it's up inside
- your big brown business
- But a funny thing to say to someone
- who's lost their shit and is stressed out visibly
- When I see the best man start to sweat
- I don't say it yet
- Ski-bap, ba-dap
- When I see that little ring bearer cunt
- getting yelled at by his mum
- Ooooooh
- I still don't say it
- When I see the groom asking the vicar
- if they can wait just another fifteen minutes
- I do not say it
- Ski-bap, dap
- And when the father of the bride
- starts organizing an ad-hoc emu bob
- of the court yard area
- I want to, but I do not say it
- It's the eleventh hour,
- with three hundred congregates under gods roof
- The vicar approaches the mic,
- and suddenly all of the chatter goes mute
- He says that they've misplaced the rings,
- could anyone possibly know where they are?
- I know it's my time
- and all heads turn as I stand and say
- Vicar
- Have you checked your butthole?
- Ski-bap, ba-dap, butthole
- I have not seen your ring,
- but have you checked your ring?
- And by ring I mean butthole
- Love is patient, love is kind,
- but if you ask me where you can find
- literally anything you've lost before
- I'm gonna suggest that it's up your butthole
- "Where's my phone?"
- Is it up your butthole?
- "I lost my loan"
- Have you checked up your B-hole?
- "I'm losing my patience!"
- Check your anus
- "Where is your class?"
- I think it's stuck up your ass
- I just lost my grandma
- Oh my god, I'm so sorry
- Are you capable of not saying
- she's up my asshole?
- Of course, my condolences
- I'm not looking for a silly joke right now
- Yeah, yeah...
- What are you looking for?
- Honestly, just like
- a shoulder to cry on
- Have you checked your butthole?
- Ski-bap, ba-dap, butthole
- Maybe you'll find your dead grandma
- up there too
- Oh, I fucking got you
- Butthole
- My family hate me
- This might be the reason
- that I've got no close friends
- Fucking worth it baby
