First Date
Music Video from Ninja Sex Party
2018
2 minutes 43 seconds
Created : 3/5/2021, 2:30:41 PM
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- Hey pretty lady,
- you're looking real fine
- This is our first date:
- I'm not like other guys
- I can tell that you have
- played it safe your whole life
- So let's get naughty
- and break a couple rules tonight!
- Sneak in a movie,
- no one will ever know
- Then run on private property
- and hold each other close
- Beneath the moonlight,
- I've got a fun idea:
- Lean and kiss your cheek and
- gently whisper in your ear—
- Let's steal a car tonight
- Commit a felony with me
- and drive until the sunrise
- Let's steal a motherfucking car tonight
- We're young and alive
- So let's commit some crimes
- Hey, I like you!
- I got you flowers.
- Let's get some coffee
- Look deep in my eyes and
- tell me 'bout your family
- We can hold hands,
- then you can watch me
- Shoot cocaine into my eyes
- and rock a burglary
- Let's steal some art tonight
- What's a few Picassos
- when you're on a sexy date heist?
- Let's steal some precious fucking art tonight
- We're young and alive
- We're crossing state lines
- Or, you know,
- we could go a little more traditional:
- go for a walk, watch a movie.
- Actually, there's a really nice flower exhibit
- at the botanical gardens!
- Ninja Brian was just telling me
- about that last week.
- He loved it.
- Wait, you know what? Fuck it!
- Let's kill some guy tonight
- We're holding hands and laughing
- while we shank him in the starlight
- Let's take a motherfucking life tonight
- We're young and alive
- which I can't say for that guy
- Yeah!
- Let's kill five guys tonight!
- Then share a cherry cola
- while we blast a savage drive-by
- Let's kill ten guys tonight!
- You know what? First date:
- let's pump the brakes on the murders.
- Let's kill five guys tonight!
- I'll take you back to your place
- and we'll craft the perfect alibi
- Man, we had fun tonight!
- We're young and alive,
- and you can call me anytime!
- Good first date!
- Wanna do it again next wee—no?
- Oh, alright...
