Crasher-Vania
Music Video from Castlevania
2014
2 minutes 22 seconds
Created : 3/10/2021, 1:36:11 AM
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- It was a dark and spooky Halloween night
- When I, Dracula, thought that I would invite
- All of my freaky friends who were there in a flash
- To a big dance party; a Monster Mash!
- Wolfman, Frankenstein, and Mummy were there
- While Medusa fed some mice
- to the snakes in her hair
- It was a groovy good time for a vampire bat
- To fly out of his coffin and...
- ...Wait, who was that?
- 'Tis I !
- Never fear, Simon Belmont is here
- To destroy evil monsters and all you hold dear
- I will end your cruel necromancing
- "Actually, we were just dancing"
- To Hell, demon beasts, from whence you came
- You're in Castlevania, this isn't a game
- Now run away, free this land of its chains
- As God as my witness, I shall see you all slain!
- Later that night, we went back to my castle
- Where we could dance in peace,
- and also never get hassled
- We had fun playing Twister
- on my queen sized bed
- The party was smaller 'cause Wolfman was dead
- At midnight I heard the Grim Reaper say
- "I brought Guitar Hero, so who wants to play?"
- It was Swampman on vocals, Nosferatu on bass
- Boy you should have seen the silly,
- funny look on his-- Oh God, no!
- 'Tis I !
- Never fear, Simon Belmont is here
- Shit!
- The power of Christ is infused in my spear
- I'll put an end to your horrible reign!
- "But we're just playing Twister!"
- "I rip out your brain!"
- I will restore all the glory of light
- With my whip and my crystals
- I'll take back the night!
- "You knocked over the chips!"
- Sound the death bell
- Medusa, you she-bitch, I will see you in Hell!
- For the love of God, Simon,
- what the fuck is your deal?
- You don't invite me to your parties,
- do you know how that feels?
- Are you frigging serious, you killed all my guests!
- Just 'cause you felt left out?
- No... yes..
- Well, monsters like me can still be your friend
- Just stop bringing our lives to a godawful end
- Now, since we are the only ones left alive
- Let's play two-man Twister, come on, give it a try!
- Alright!
- Right foot; green!
- Ah!
- Sorry, sorry, force of habit
- Well, he is dead
- Looks like I have won at Twister!
