Cool Patrol
Music Video from Ninja Sex Party
2016
3 minutes 18 seconds
Created : 2/8/2021, 10:55:46 PM
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- Yo Ninja Brian,
- you see that high schooler over there
- getting pushed around?
- This looks like a job for the Cool Patrol!
- Hey kid!
- Yo!
- You're getting picked on in school
- The other boys!
- Huh!
- They say you just ain't cool
- Well, that's bullshit!
- Yeah!
- We're gonna teach you the rules
- Those motherfuckers ain't
- gonna bother you no more
- We are the bad boys
- Oh!
- from the tough side of town
- We are the Cool Patrol
- Whoo!
- we'll turn your life around
- Those bullies
- Aw, shit
- their ass is done for now
- We're gonna show you how!
- So fuckin' listen y'all! First…
- You put your hands in the air
- And you jump off the ground
- And then you take that funky butt
- and you shake it all around
- And lightly jog in place and
- then crank it up to a prance
- This is the Cool Patrol Dance
- Now put your hands in your pockets
- And take them right back out
- Then spin around in a circle
- and make an animal sound
- Then glide into the sprinkler
- Moo
- like you're gonna water the plants
- This is the Cool Patrol Dance
- Whee!
- You get all that kid?
- That wasn't actually very helpful...
- That was just like an instructional dance...
- Hell yeah!
- Motherfuckin' bullies better watch their ass
- You're sending all them shits a message
- there's a new king in class
- When they see you they're gonna
- freak out and piss their pants
- They are your bitches!
- They are your bitches because...
- You put your hands in the air
- And then stick out your rear end
- And then you wiggle it real hard
- and you hug your closest friend
- And then you wildly remove your clothes
- and tearaway pants
- This is the Cool Patrol Dance
- Now rub the peanut butter on you
- From your head to your feet
- And cover up your nudity
- with different cheeses and meats
- Then slap a camel
- because this could be your only chance
- This is the Cool Patrol Dance
- Cool break!
- Alright...
- This is cool
- *cough cough*
- 'Scuse me...
- Hey I have an idea!
- Let's kick it!
- Whoo!
- You put your hands in the air
- And grab a bird from the sky
- And eat it whole so that you may
- absorb its power of flight
- Now you can also dive bomb fish
- because your vision's enhanced
- This is the Cool Patrol Dance
- You're basically a superhero now
- So throw some cars
- Then rub your magnum thighs together
- and set fire to Mars
- Now harness all your sexy fury
- in a victory stance
- This is the Cool Patrol Dance!
- Your training is complete,
- now go show those fuckers who's boss!
- Okay! Hey guys, listen up...
- You put your hands in the-
- Oh god!
- He might... he might actually be dead
