Luigi's Ballad
Music Video from Super Mario Bros.
2013
2 minutes 28 seconds
Created : 11/28/2020, 3:09:18 AM
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- Princess Peach
- Won't you listen to my speech
- I don't have any stars of invincibility
- But you're the brightest star in the sky tonight for me
- I'm your Luigi
- What up, bitch, I got a one-up, bitch
- What's inside the question block
- it's my dick
- It's-a-me, a-Mario, I'm more Italian than pastrami
- I'll take you by the peaches
- and give you the hot salami
- I save you from dragons and
- evil Boos that are spooky
- Must I be a raccoon to get inside your tanuki
- I will mount you like Yoshi and
- show you things you've never seen
- My mushroom's now mega,
- if you know what I mean
- So suck it!
- Mario, you always do this shit
- I like a girl and then you ruin it
- By yelling stuff about your dick
- Until they go away
- Hey Luigi, it's okay
- That Mario's a bit risqué
- Just tell me what you need to say
- Please don't be afraid
- Oh, princess,
- it means so much for me to hear you say that
- The only thing I've ever wanted
- to tell you is that-goddamn it!
- I'm here to pleasure that ass
- I'd like to go first, princess,
- but I always come last
- And you say we'll get together
- but I'm jacking off alone
- Koopa Troopa skeletons
- aren't the only dry bones
- I am tired of your run around
- it's such a fucking hassle
- I go through shit and then you're
- in another fucking castle
- You gotta think about it,
- well I don't believe the hype
- You'll have a lot of time to think when
- you are smoking on my warp pipe
- OMG, I can't decide
- On which of you should be the guy
- To take me on your mustache ride
- That'll redefine my life
- I'm ready to give love a shot
- It's not about how many coins you've got
- I just know I like you a lot
- Yo, sluts, check out my yacht
- ugh
- Let me take you on a magic kart ride
- I'll bust all your balloons when
- I smack your backside
- We'll have such fun, I'll bring my friends along
- I'll kick that Donkey Kong
- right in his konkey dong
- Come on, Peach, it's time to make your choice
- I'm the only plumber that
- can make your boobies rejoice
- Green, lanky-ass brother ain't got shit on me
- It's time to live out our story,
- of the princess and the pea-
- nis
- So, who's it gonna be, princess?
- I choose
- Toad
- Toad?!
- Toad?!
- Well his whole body's shaped like a dick
- Oh yeah, mmmhm, yeah, definitely
- Oh yeah, okay, mushrooms look like dicks, huh huh
