Blowing the Payload
Music Video from Overwatch
2019
2 minutes 54 seconds
Created : 6/29/2021, 2:57:13 AM
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- A group of legendary warriors
- They're world-renowned
- Overwatch, bitch!
- Their power’s known all around
- Pushin' on the payload is part of their plan
- From Gibraltar, and then Hanamura, Japan
- Their power is tested wherever they go
- Rockets, bullets, you name it, bro
- They've never been stopped, or met their match
- A mission’s arrived so heroes, dispatch!
- Hi, can you help me? My car's broken down
- The engine is all busted
- I can't get my ass around
- I need some friends to get
- My vehicle out of the traffic
- You guys look like the best
- With all your fancy fuckin' tactics
- Without hesitation, they begin the migration
- Reinhardt pushes from behind
- Traffic's redirected as Mei is unaffected
- By the cars honking loudly combined
- Bastion transforms into a giant fuckin' turret and
- Blows all the drivers away
- Pharah flies up high and rockets start to fly
- As the overpass crumblin' okay
- Holy fuckin' shit that was a little overkill
- But what do you expect from the best?
- The phone’s ringing fff the hook
- For another job to book
- So let’s see where we end up next
- Hi, I need assistance
- I'm a thirteen-year-old girl
- If you would help me
- I would be so happy I would fuckin’ twirl
- Got a wagon filled with lemons
- And now moving it's a pain
- I need your skills or
- No one's fuckin' getting lemonade today
- Boom!
- Our heroes get on the case
- Zarya is lifting up the wagon to her fuckin’ face
- Everyone is scramblin' to clear out any space
- So they can quickly get the payload
- To the meeting place
- Lúcio plays some music to calm the girl
- Junkrat shoots grenades to blow up a squirrel
- A stranger pulls out his phone
- To call the cops
- Then upon him Doomfist "Meteor Drops"
- People are screamin', blood is flyin' everywhere
- Bullets are soarin' and zippin' all through the air
- It's a pure bloodbath
- But the wagon's delivered
- Our heroes take their leave
- As Courtney fuckin' shivered
- Another mission successful
- Our heroes always thrive
- Looky here, another call
- For a payload's arrived
- Hi, can you help me?
- I'm a very old lady
- My shitty hip replacement
- Just ain't enough to aid me
- Your gang looks like a big bunch
- Of sexy hunks of meat
- Now help these ninety-year-old buttcheeks
- Get across the street
- Like a lightning bolt
- Tracer's on the scene holds her hand and says
- "Take all the time you need"
- With little itty-bitty steps this mission is clean
- Until it starts to pour completely unforeseen
- D.Va flies above and shoots the clouds
- Bullets rain down into every house
- Mei starts a blizzard to stop the rain
- But inflicts upon the neighborhood
- Torturous pain
- To warm the place, Orisa pierces the ground
- Letting lava leak out spreading all around
- Everyone is screaming now
- It's a horrible sound
- So Lúcio DJs to drown it out
- Halfway across the road, the old lady falls
- Zenyatta throws out one of his healing balls
- She smashes her face but it's A-OK
- 'Cause Ana throws
- A motherfuckin' healing grenade
- Eventually they end up getting across
- The old lady's so grateful she is at a loss
- Or maybe she's unconscious
- We could never know
- Because onward to their next
- Mission they go
- Nope
- She's dead
- Alright
- Bye
