The Simple Plot of Metal Gear Solid
Music Video from Metal Gear Solid
2015
2 minutes 46 seconds
Created : 1/11/2021, 11:46:43 PM
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- Hello, and welcome back to another episode of
- 'Talking Video Games.'
- We continue today in our series of games with simple plots.
- Guests,
- please introduce yourselves and tell us the plots of your games
- I'm de chef from Burger Time!
- I make -a- de burgers!
- Hello, I'm Centipede.
- I just kinda move down the screen
- Hey, I'm Snake from Metal Gear Solid.
- My game's got a pretty simple story...
- Snake, I don't see your name on the list...
- Ah, my friend Cloud Strife
- told me to come on this show and talk about it...
- Oh god, no...
- It was the distant future, 2005
- All I wanted to do was chill out and retire
- But genetically enhanced renegades named Foxhound
- Stole a bunch of nukes and had shit on lockdown
- Okay we're past our time limit, Snake!
- Colonel Campbell said I had to infiltrate
- Before they start a nuclear conflict
- What a bunch of jerks!
- You're a bag of dicks
- I climbed through an air vent and saved two guys
- They shared top secrets and suddenly died
- Of two heart attacks right out of thin air
- All within five minutes!
- Oh my god, I don't care!
- Then I met Meryl, a hot box of rocks
- And I fought a gunslinger named Ocelot
- But a cyborg ninja cut his hand away
- You know, normal shit that happens every day
- Listen, Snake, there must've been a mistake
- On this show, you've got to get right to the point of the game
- Like the ship from Galaga
- Hi, I shoot stuff in space
- And this car from Pole Position
- I'm a car!
- That's great!
- You know we've been through this before
- with your boy Cloud Strife
- And he talked so long I contemplated ending my life
- So let's keep things nice and simple
- like the hero over there
- From the Atari game Adventure
- I'm literally just a yellow square!
- Who cares!
- I tried really hard to find a mech named Rex
- And the ninja came back in the mix like Chex
- It was Gray Fox and I fought Vulcan Raven
- A big motherfuckin' Alaskan shaman
- I killed that guy but before he died
- He said Meryl liked me, I almost cried
- She's a little hottie pants, ooh-meow!
- It would be so great if you died right now
- I killed Sniper Wolf who was absurdly hot
- And then murdered three guys and an evil robot
- 'Til Liquid Snake and I were left alone
- He said that I was his brother and a superior clone
- Then he died of a virus and thinking fast
- Meryl saved us
- I don't give a frog's fat ass
- Then when stayed together until the seven year itch
- And now you know the simple plot of Metal Gear, bitch!
- Listen Snake I've taken all I can take
- Just because a game is simple
- doesn't mean that it's lame
- Tell the kid from Paperboy
- Yo, I deliver those papes!
- The guy from Elevator Action
- Uh, elevators
- Okay!
- Dear God
- Why can't I just have a single panel of guests
- Who can say their plots in forty fuckin' minutes or less?
- Now just watch me Snake
- before you make me reach for my gun
- I'll summarize your game and show you
- how this shit is really motherfuckin' done!
- How it's motherfuckin' done!
- You sneak around and save the world.
- The End
- My god, can I get a replacement guest with a simple plot please?
- Hi, I'm Sora from Kingdom Hearts!
- Nooooooooooo!
