The Hero of Rhyme
Music Video from The Legend of Zelda
2015
2 minutes 6 seconds
Created : 12/18/2020, 2:59:36 PM
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- Aw yeah.
- It's me, Link again, baby.
- That's right I'm back!
- Last time I quested for Zelda I got a little off track.
- But now my confidence is at an all-time high
- Because Navi just anointed me
- the 'Hero of Rhyme!'
- I said the 'Hero of Time!'
- That's right the Hero of Rhyme!
- I don't need no sword or shield
- I'm gonna be just fine.
- Hey, listen I think-
- Shhh.
- I've got my beats and jams!
- I'm taking Ganon down now,
- No thanks to you, Old Man!
- What?!
- Link, thank God you're here,
- the countryside is terrified and shocked!
- We're overrun with darknuts,
- peahats, leevers, gels, and octorocks!
- You're our hero of the ages
- with a sword and helping hand!
- We really need your skills!
- Oh you need my skills?
- Aw damn!
- Moblins: no problem and octorocks
- don't know poppycock!
- Gotta get that Triforce tomorrow,
- but first I gotta do my pop and lock!
- When I see an iron knuckle
- imma buckle up my pants
- Cuz those bitches don't fuck around
- when I kick on my Z-target dance!
- but see, with me,
- I've gotta find a different way to defeat.
- Don't use my sword and shield
- but I know this flow is good enough to kill.
- Hylian people rejoice:
- 'cause your hero is the illest mothafuckin' rapper
- with the illest fuckin' voice!
- How was that?
- Those raps do anything for you?
- OH GOD EVERYONE IS DEAD!
- Moving right along to Ganon's underground lair
- EVERYTHING'S ON FIRE!
- Don't worry, I'm not scared
- I'll save all of Hyrule
- with the tastiest rhymes I can spit
- Now watch and learn, Navi!
- You're a stupid piece of shit!
- Wanna go Ganon?
- Get your pig-ass over here and try me!
- Just ignore the burning hellscape
- that's collapsing in behind me
- You have never seen a rapper
- close to my skills whatsoever!
- Oh, I see you brought a giant glowing sword
- That's cool, whatever
- 'Cause, hey!
- I'm gonna be the last thing you see
- when you lose against me here in the ruins of the city
- Yeah, ah!
- No bigger battle than here
- 'cause by the time you swing your sword I'm gonna-
- Oh! Woah! Chill out!
- Gotta fill out
- this order form for a partner who can,
- maybe, I don't know, come out and help me out in a real 'bout!
- Hey listen, Link!
- Your rapping doesn't stink
- but Ganon's standing right there with a giant sword-
- Ooooooohh
- Ooooohh
- Tsssss
- Ooohh
