REGRETROID
Music Video from Metroid
2013
2 minutes 10 seconds
Created : 1/19/2021, 10:07:43 PM
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- There was a bounty hunter in the depths of space
- And she could easily combine
- your stupid ass with your face
- Her name was Samus Aran
- and she would destroy Metroids
- When she wasn't totally pissed,
- she was extremely annoyed
- She stood up to every challenge
- no matter how ever demanding
- And her courage was amazing
- and her boobies were outstanding
- WHAT?
- Uhhh, nothing.
- I was just saying that you're brave
- Um okay, hey look over there!
- Ha ha, it's Kraid!
- I'm the strongest dragon that you've ever seen
- You're gonna die, motherfucker,
- I take up five screens
- I'm gonna swallow you whole
- and then you'll go down easy
- Then you'll be digested
- and converted to feces
- I'll take off your helmet
- see the fear in your eyes
- And your beautiful hair
- and your well-toned thighs
- And your pillowy lips and-
- wait, you're not a guy?
- Is that a problem, you fuck?
- Uh no... Prepare to die!
- Kraid was hesitating,
- but Samus was set to fight
- She got into a battle stance,
- that made her butt look super tight
- And Kraid said
- No wait, I think there has been a gigantic mistake
- I actually just wanted to give you
- some desserts that I baked
- But Samus said
- What pisses me off most in this world
- Is when enemies get nice
- when they all find out I'm a girl
- So do me a favor
- and take your cakes and your pies
- And shove them so far up your ass,
- that they end up behind your eyes
- Stop treating me like I'm a sex object
- Mother Brain's a woman, but she gets respect
- Yeah Kraid, you never talk to me that way
- Oh gosh, I wonder if it's because
- you're a huge disgusting brain?
- Get the fuck off my planet,
- this is your last chance
- I'm gonna go ahead and slide out of my pants
- That's it, you're all fucking dead
- What? This room feels stuffy
- By the way do you like puppies?
- Here's a basket of puppies
- Oh you're dead bitch
- Whoops, killed the puppies
