It's Dangerous to Go Alone
Music Video from The Legend of Zelda
2013
2 minutes 47 seconds
Created : 12/13/2020, 1:05:20 PM
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- Hey
- Heh
- Alright
- Yeah
- Aww, yeah
- My name is Link, y'all I'm straight outta Hyrule
- Been on the force of good since 1986, old school
- I'm bringing you a laid back summertime jam
- Hold on a minute, Link
- Hey, what's up, old man?
- I see that you're embarking on another epic quest
- You're gonna use your Ocarina
- to rescue the princess
- But you'll need a magic weapon
- that'll never ever miss
- It's dangerous to go alone, take this
- Oh thanks, Old Man that is really very nice
- I can always count on you
- for help and friendly advice
- Though I've never seen a sword
- of quite that shape or size
- Oh god, that's not a sword
- It's your dick in disguise
- Yes, I can't lie, I have painted my shween
- Now grab your destiny if you know what I mean
- Wait a minute, Link, don't leave the cave
- Where do you think you're going?
- This is a great chance to fondle old scrotum
- that you're blowing
- That was weird but whatever
- There is no time to lose
- I've got to warp right now to Zelda
- In this chilled out groove
- Wait, this isn't Ganon's lair, I'm in Liberty City
- This place looks just like Philadelphia
- But even more shitty
- I'm at the corner of Dead Cop
- And Prostitute Junction
- Something in my Ocarina must have
- Gone and malfunctioned
- I gotta fix it quickly, there is justice to do
- Hold on a minute, Link
- Old Man, is that you?
- This is a place you can't survive
- With just your sword and your wits
- It's dangerous to go alone, take this
- Well that's really kind of... Gah!
- That's your wrinkled dick again
- Look, I know I wear a tunic but I'm not into men
- Don't be that way, bitch, let me introduce you
- To my three best friends
- Mister Johnson and the Juice Crew
- If you see the princess Zelda
- Well, you know you're gonna grab her
- So why don't you try to come grab
- My inflatable Poo Jabber
- Oh my god!
- I gotta warp outta here, Princess Zelda awaits
- I must defeat Ganondorf before it gets too late
- Ok, now I really don't know where I am
- Hold on a minute, Link
- God dammit, Old Man
- You're in Raccoon City, it's a zombie abyss
- It's dangerous to go alone, take-
- No! Fuck You!
- Fuck you, I'm not giving you a
- I'm not touching your ween
- Stop the chilled out groove!
- Jeez
- I come in here, you tell me you've got a wee wee weapon
- It's not cool, I'm not gonna touch it
- I'm not gonna sp-
- No!
- So is that a "No" on the handjob or?
- Okay
