A Boy and His Boat
Music Video from The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker
2019
2 minutes 16 seconds
Created : 12/21/2020, 2:29:41 PM
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- Hey, it's Link. I'm back, and I'm sailing on a ship
- I'm the King of Red Lions!
- Yo, I don't give a shit
- If there's one thing I've learned
- from years of saving this land
- That's all I really need,
- is a sword and shield in my hand
- But look over there, that sign says "Beware"!
- "A giant pit no one can jump
- you can't fly through the air"!
- You'll need a special item to get through that moat
- But what do I know, right? I'm just a fucking boat!
- Fuck, alright. Shit, okay
- I can maybe pick up one or two things on my way
- But as far as I'm concerned, all I need is "sword play"
- Shut your fucking elf mouth and take my items, okay?
- Your quest is long, and the road is tough
- The path is dark, you're gonna need a shitload of stuff
- No lives are spared, you'd better be prepared
- Moblin fangs and a boomerang
- And a cloth to shield that nasty wang!
- From Majora's mask to an empty flask
- Here's what you'll need to complete your task!
- A bow and arrow, nice, and a skeleton key!
- And a second place trophy from a local spelling bee?
- A candle with a handle, and a single Velcro sandal
- Is this an old court order for a drug related scandal?
- No...
- Hey boat, all these items hurt my back, it's a lot!
- Pop a Tylenol, you bitch, you've got 87 slots!
- Here's a hammer that can break any kind of rock it hits
- And a pair of full-size studio drum kits!
- Ugh!
- A giant used Q-tip
- A really small cruise ship
- A parent's signature for a Disneyland school trip?!
- Documents that prove the moon landing was a hoax
- And a legendary sacred hidden
- Golden Tome Of Fart Jokes!
- This Wind Waker lets you control the air
- And this sit maker
- is a really comfortable reclining chair!
- The road is long, you must protect that schlong
- Noble stallions and quake medallions
- You're a bigger deal than plumbing Italians!
- Sour-dough, a herd of buffalo
- Just a few more things and you're ready to go!
- Your grandma's glass eyeball
- 80-pounds of drywall
- And every single item
- from the March issue of Skymall?
- A vegan pasta maker
- The wrestler "Undertaker"?
- An odd number of crutches and a family of Quakers
- A basket of muffins
- A turkey with the stuffin'
- A pillow that needs fluffin'?
- A society of puffins!
- A fresh unopened box of raised-quality potato sacks
- 46 copies of "The Jerk" on Betamax!
- It's getting kinda heavy...
- I don't care, here's a Chevy!
- And the Wacky World of Minigolf
- Starring Eugene Levy!
- Oh my god
- I absolutely cannot carry one more thing!
- Don't you worry, all that's left
- is this single piece of string
- Guh!
- Woah... you see?
- This is exactly why I also packed a spinal surgeon
- ...I hate you, boat
